10.10.12

One day closer to dead. Happy Birthday to me. Yay.

10.09.12

I wish my lawn were as emotional as I am. That way, it would just cut itself.

10.08.12

Remember, things are never so bad that they can't get a lot worse.

10.05.12

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. That being said, remember to follow the stream.....don't cross the river. 

10.04.12

If you build a man a fire, he'll stay warm for the rest of the day. Set that man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life. 

10.03.12

Make sure you tie yourself a noose before you reach the end of your rope.